Have you ever wondered how much s*** Tom Boryszczuk talks... well, Caistor Town Cricket Club have created the perfect solution for that age-old question. With the help of The Borz-o-Meter, CTCC players, officials and supporters will be able to keep track of his vernacular exertion.

The format is simple - Boryszczuk's wicket tally is multiplied by his runs, thus giving an accurate reading of his self promotion. This is the page you have all been waiting for, most notably TB himself...

Eg: 85 runs x 6 wickets = 510 degrees